Gollum

What was the sily hobbit doing in the creek precious? stealing gollums fishes! gollum gollum!

Quote: Originally posted by sunrise: Damn, you used to be Maoriboy didn't you! What happened? Did Gollum eat you? Gollum?! who is this nasty Ngarutoa? a fat little hobbit trying to be like Gollum? yes my precious everyone wants to be like smeagol and they all wants the precious!

Nasty hobbites smoke the pipeweed when smeagol eats his delicious fishes. We hates it! Gollum! Ban the pipeweed!

What this precious????? England lost 2-1 oh dear poor Engrish Hobbitses destroyed by the the All Blacks in the Rugby and now going down to Froggies in football. gollum gollum!

Quote: Originally posted by d=(^o^)=b: I had a fish called Franklin, not named after the US president thats funny precious because Franklin was famous for being a scientist, an inventor, a statesman, a printer, a philosopher, a musician, and an economist. But not a President Besides who wants pet fishes? fishes are for eating! gollum!

Dont be so green, green, look closely precious and youll see its an ad for Burger Kings new chicken dish. Smeagol doesnt like nasty chicken though he like fishes raw and wriggling

Yes TTT was better precious! Smeagol was the star! but no Oscar for him?

Quote: Originally posted by sweetaz: Get over it you non-believers!!! 11 Oscars speak VERY LOUDLY for themselves! three cheers for peter jackson! yes precious the big fat hobbit got his precious, he got 2 preciouses in fact, but where is smeagols precious? I made that movie it was me! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Preciousss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, falssse! No! No! Master! Yess. Preciousss first. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie! Master's my friend. You don't have any friends. Nobody lik

Yes Precious the clever Hobbit was correct where was the `none of the above`? Smeagol thinks wham bam is tricksy and false. How about `SJ - the Precious`? or `PP - Powder Paradise`? or `tachiirikinshi` (no entry keep out No Trespassing) how about that.... `trespassers in the pow`? `rachigai` (beyond the limits) `hadowosugusu` (to go to far) `hamidashi` (to jut out of bounds -be crowded out) But wham bam snow japan????? come on!!!!!thats lame

Smeagol has seen a famous Japanese girl called "Fujiko Kano" in some of his nice videos, Yes Smeagol would like her to be his precious

Quote: Originally posted by klingon: Gollum - and what might that be then? Zep, Floyd, Eagles, Stones, Pearl Jam, Tom Petty, Doors, Marley, Dylan, Bowie, U2, Creedence, Simon & garf' yes precious they all be fine tunes

Smeagol needs a new precious to play his classic tunes, he has heard the Ipod has nasty battery issues, but he has heard the Toshiba Gigabeat is very nice indeed and a rival to the Ipod. Does anyone have a Gigabeat? can they tell us about it?

smeagol and I have been listening to all our old classic rock and pops precious, Modern bands are talentless and a mere shadow of the great bands in the 60's 70's and 80,s and even the 90's. Cant seem to find good music nowadays can we precious, not like the good old days.

Smeagol took this little test on the internet yes he did precious but the nasty test said he had many problems! tricksy it is! what abouts you nice hobbiteses? what is your Personality disorder? http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv For Gollum! Disorder Rating Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: High Antisocial: High Borderline: Very High Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: High Dependent: low Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Quote: Originally posted by Toque: That my friends is a Toque a toque precious? what is toque? looks to smeagol like end of a hobbitses dingaling!