oblivion
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You'll have the Kanetsu to console you Tubby!
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If you're a fan of the original Alien film, the new PS4 game is brilliant.
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That's funny, I wonder if anyone actually does that!
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Seems to say on the news now 30 people heart stopped?
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Watching the parents gradually get less mobile is saddening... for them and for me a look into the future.
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Do you eat them or something?
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RVP out for surgery? Is that actually true?
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Got me a six pack of Akiaji last night and had 2 cans.
Nice.
And indeed a pretty can as well.
What's more, the fact that aki is just round the corner is bloody great too!
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Is Costco cheap? a bit or a lot?
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I'd keep the curtains closed as well.
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Got to be photoshop!
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Bloke I work with doesn't smell as such, but farts a lot. They smell. and he doesn't give up either.
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Very nice!
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The downside to that, of course, is.... (generally) closer to death!!
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CONSTANTLY criticising your child’s school is a vital part of being a shit parent, it has been claimed.
Whatever they’re doing, it’s bad
Useless parents believe the best way to help their offspring is by reacting hysterically to anything the school does and regularly threatening to kick teachers’ heads in.
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “I found out the teachers at my son Callum’s primary school had been making the children race each other for their own sick amusement.
“They dressed the kiddies up in little shorts and made it hard for them to run by making them carry an egg on a spoon. As well as the risk of paedophiles, the eggs are full of cholesterol.
“Naturally the first thing I did was call the local paper. The little mite was so traumatised he’s not been able to do anything except steal bikes all week.
“I went round to see the headmaster but he’s still off work after I punched him for confiscating Callum’s phone, just because his friends wanted to hear all the ringtones during a lesson.”
Shit parents expressed further concerns including pupils being forced to do unpaid work and putting on weight due to being made to sit down.
Parent Tom Logan said: “The teachers keep telling my kids all these terrifying stories about witches, transvestite wolves and this ravenous caterpillar that absolutely will not stop, like the ****ing Terminator or something.
“It’s no wonder they can’t get to sleep after staying up till 3am drinking Coke and playing Need for Speed.”
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My office's attempt at coffee is Nescafe Excella.
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Organising it yourself can take you to different places.
It's what I do anyway.
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Me too.
The tea ceremony stuff is way too bitter.
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Lots of big differences here!
Probably twice a year for me.
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I liked it more than Wanda.
Different.
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(That's a no!)
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Are pools Eco-friendly. Or as I perhaps suspect extremely not friendly?
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Watched Metallica online.
Pretty good I reckon.
Good movies you've seen recently
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Jobs
Was... a bit rubbish.