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OzOzOz

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  1. The US military has drawn up plans to fight off an invasion of "evil magic zombies" and other forms of the undead.

     

    Prefaced with the disclaimer "this plan was not actually designed as a joke", CONPLAN 8888 lays out a strategy "to undertake military operations to preserve 'non-zombie' humans from threats posed by a zombie horde".

     

    The 31-page document, obtained by Foreign Policy, lays out the eight types of zombie adversaries the US military may face in the event of an outbreak.

     

    They range from space zombies to weaponised zombies and even vegetarian zombies, who eat plants rather than humans and groan "grains" instead of "brains".

     

    It dwells on the threat from evil magic zombies, those created by "some form of occult experimentation in what might otherwise be referred to as 'evil magic'".The 2011 plan also mentions chicken zombies, a genuine phenomenon where chickens are gassed with carbon monoxide and buried "but inexplicably come back to life and dig themselves out".

     

    Sounds to me like they may know more than they're letting on!

     

    :veryshocked:

     

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