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blinkin'ek

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  1. Breaking news

     

    THERE'S one film MEGAN FOX won't be playing the lead in anytime soon - her own sex tape.

    The Transformers star has vowed never to record herself doing the deed as it will put her off nookie life.

     

    Megan said: "Ugh, never! That's the last thing I want to see - what I look like having sex.

     

    "It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, as I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

     

    doh

  2. "Have you heard about this phenomenon that keeps happening at Barack Obama rallies? Apparently women have been fainting. They're so taken by his speeches that they're passing out. Well, today it happened at one of Hillary's speeches, and luckily Bill ran into the crowd and gave her mouth to mouth."

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