Big Al

Just been told I'll have my new ute by the end of the month!!

Kiwis Rugby and beer !

1984 !! Total substance abuse at the Uni party to the legendary sounds of "You Spin Me Round Round" (Dead or Alive), "Like a Virgin" (Madonna), "Owner of a Lonely Heart" (Yes) and of course "Legs" (ZZ Top). Once per life is enough thank you.

Blimey... Does it hurt?

Why, with charm and guile of course SALESMAN ALERT !! SALESMAN ALERT !!

DHL (see import taxes thread) P.S. Can't say I understand the exact meaning of "is censed and apologise issue" but if it's anything close to the chastisement offered by an old Irish labourer I once knew "wants fookin' wid a woir broosh" then I'm pretty close to the mark.

"That stupid" is exactly what he is apparently. The Police even thanked him in Court for assisting them by providing the evidence. Getting on for Darwin awards isn't it? LMFAO :lol:

2 - 2 away to Poland. I'll take that. Northern Ireland are showing everyone how it's done!!

91.0kg so that's 2 kg off so far.

I didn't comment on the ref 'cos (although Ben was clearly afflicted with a particularly chronic dose of ADHD which was exacerbated by his technical incompetence) the refereeing standard in A League is woeful anyway and crap referees are just a given. My son played NPL and BPL the last 2 seasons and the refereeing there is unbelievable - genuine clowns who haven't a clue. My mate at the game on Sunday said that he thought Ben's performance was the worst he had ever seen at A League and I replied that I have probably been numbed by the BPL ref's. Kurtishi?? Well I certainly didn't see

The cameraman has been fined $400. The @$$hole has been charged with numerous offences and has been bailed under strict conditions: curfew, must live with his parents, must be accompanied by a parent whenever he leaves the house,no contact with co-accused, restraint order regarding all Queensland Rail infrastructure etc. The magistrate said he had behaved like a child so his bail conditions will treat him like one. Incidentally, Queensland Police strongly objected to bail being given. The accused, Abdel-Kader Russell-Boumzar is a 17 year old apprentice mechanic whose parents live in Pa

I wish you wouldn't beat around the bush GN. Why not try some straight talk for once??

At a guess I would suggest that that scrawny little weed was on a train free of any Brisbanites who originate in the Polynesian Islands. Said people tend to have an average build which would trigger massive responses in this little pissant's amygdala, so you can safely assume that his gutter-bravado was not in their presence but was for the benefit of women and children only. Edit - just watched the whole video and that little piece of garbage has clearly contravened Australia's quite strict anti-racism laws. It will be interesting to hear if he gets a custodial sentence. If so then he can

I have to say the Aussie Bogan has some particularly unique characteristics compared to the general British lager-lout or even the "wee Glesca gadgey". The great thing about the Aussie Bogan is an IQ so low as to be defined statistically as an "outlier". Unlike the Glesca gadgey, or English lout this is due to neither alcohol nor drugs, but to a combination of genetics and a life of playing in forward positions on a rugby league field. There is a very precise geographical dispersal of Bogans: In Melbourne their capital city is Broadmeadows. In Sydney they are a sub-set of the "West

Ha ha ha I can only guess the colour and variety of expletives Sir Alex must have thrown at him!!

It is the very same person. Well I wouldn't say he's playing as such but he is obviously under contract at the Roar. There isn't a forward/attacking bone in his body and his modus operandi is clearly "run and hide where it looks like I'm playing a defensive covering role and if I am unfortunate enough to have someone pass to me take no more than 2 touches before playing it in a nice, safe, backwards direction to a team mate sitting deeper than me so that my "retained possession" stats look good. Bloody useless !!

Well Snowjunky - not the best start to defending our Title ?? If you can tell me a good reason why Liam Miller is a paid member of that squad (and moreover is in the starting Xl) you are a wiser man than I !!

Just checked out the Action Mobil web site. Drool, drool :worship: Have to admit to a deep-seated desire to command my own panzer division...........

Let's hope Ireland suffer the backlash !!

You were a small baby!!

Thanks Biggen. Very sorry to hear about the proliferation of Bogans. I must say that we didn't come across any Bogan behaviour in Happo in January this year. Mind you, what with not being 21 any more I was in bed asleep by 20:30 - 21:00 every night so missed the Bogan prime time !!!!

Uber-awesome !! Definitely storm across the Oder-Neisse in one of those !!

Hey Snowjunky, you have triggered the ultimate lifestyle fantasy existence in my head. It came to me after about the 4th Hef last night. I reckon paradise on earth can be found in having your complete rig - 200 'Cruiser Altitude and Roadster Safari Tamer - and starting off at one of the southern U.S. resorts like Taos Ski Valley, New Mexico. The wandering, ski-gyppo lifestyle would then see me cruise the highways and byways of New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming, Idaho skiing all those beautiful pow-havens, mega resorts, and small boutique joints: Arizona Snowbowl, Vail (actua

Cool. We're having 12 ski days so should manage a day there too!!

That's very close Snowjunky. Big Al Junior and I will have to say Hi. No trouble spotting us as we'll be in orange too !!!