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hellyer

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  1. Well, a win would have been a better result but then so would have Ben (look at me i am the most important dude out here) Williams taking a walk off the Kangaroo Point Cliffs. What a knob - I think that's the 3rd or fourth time he has sent McKay off over the years. having said that Matty can be a bit Gobby. Great player though. Miller? Does a few good things but not enough and dissapears for long periods as you said. The rest? - I am not too dissapointed in the result. Adelaide have some quality players and will definately be in the finals this comp. Yes we did not play at our best but
  2. Having an animal up your nose would be a tad uncomfortable...................................still it's not like it was a ferret or something.
  3. An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father.. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The
  4. An old geezer stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"... "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curio
  5. 'm reaching out on behalf of an old golf buddy of mine who needs some help! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back, he handed her some diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Let me know if you anyone can help.
  6. This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
  7. An old blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "Well, I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground", he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered, "Oh that? The dog's leash goes sl
  8. awesome rig. Only problem is if you are parked uo out of town and you are out of fags,milk,booze, lady products etc, you have to take your whole house with you. Unless you are towing a car
  9. From my experience there earlier this year - too many inconsiderate bogan gaijin (mainly Ozzies) who among other things, wear their boots into the onsen bathroom, swear and think it's cool to jump into the bath.
  10. Holy moley, I just took a look at Expeditionportal Awesome. Thanks Chris.. Now I just need it to rain for 4 days so I can justify to my my wife sitting on the computer for so long instead of doing the outside chores Going out to the football aside of course.
  11. ha ha, love it.....................apart from the bit about nicking my wheels.
  12. umm..................thanks Snowdude, I will make a note to myself to be very careful and not break my caravan. Show this to your dad:- WINNER – CARAVAN WORLD’S BEST AUSSIE VAN AWARDS BEST LUXURY VAN: THE ROADSTAR™ SAFARI TAMER It’s a great day for us here at Roadstar™ - we’re proud to announce that the all-new Safari Tamer has won the title of Best Luxury Van, named by Caravan World Australia as part of their inaugural Best Aussie Vans awards. The showcase test of 13 caravans represented the crème de la crème of Australian caravan manufacturing; assessed in four categories ove
  13. Was he born here? and if not did he have Mr Adam Goode's permission to enter.
  14. big Al, any news on your Dmax delivery?
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