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hellyer

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  1. Oh by the way Kokodo, when quoting my posts there is no need to post the pic again - this one I mean-
  2. I can't see the pic Chris but I am imagining bolt on 19 inch wheels, turbocharger and twin overhead foxtails
  3. Proof - here he is completely stuffed inside the thimble
  4. My favourite excercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
  5. who you callin a dude white man? He is sitting in a thimble - hence the concerned look on his face
  6. I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome! Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected. A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own f*ckin' present". Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. I almost had a threesome last night I just needed two more people
  7. Gotta love these baby pacifiers/dummies - what ever you call them.
  8. Senior Helping Senior An old farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to g
  9. Belated Tuesday Titter A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
  10. Good point - better to underpromise and over deliver. Much more repeat business and refferals that way.
  11. Thank you for sharing your pics taken on the Island of Japan. Looks like a pretty area
  12. Where's that? That's in my fantasy dreams. .I am talking about the fine blue sky and uncrowded slopes you perverts,
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