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Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
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Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
Oh by the way Kokodo, when quoting my posts there is no need to post the pic again - this one I mean- -
People who need to be is censed and apologise issue
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
oh, and a winch -
People who need to be is censed and apologise issue
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
I can't see the pic Chris but I am imagining bolt on 19 inch wheels, turbocharger and twin overhead foxtails -
Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
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Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
oops how did that pic get back in there? -
Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
It's a big thimble -
Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
Proof - here he is completely stuffed inside the thimble -
Trying to lose weight SUCKS
hellyer replied to HighlyTrainedNovaTeacher's topic in General off-topic discussions
My favourite excercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch. -
Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
who you callin a dude white man? He is sitting in a thimble - hence the concerned look on his face -
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome! Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected. A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own f*ckin' present". Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. I almost had a threesome last night I just needed two more people
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Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
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Gotta love these baby pacifiers/dummies - what ever you call them.
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Senior Helping Senior An old farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to g
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Trying to lose weight SUCKS
hellyer replied to HighlyTrainedNovaTeacher's topic in General off-topic discussions
I think I will take a walk around the block again -
People who need to be is censed and apologise issue
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
Why, with charm and guile of course -
Belated Tuesday Titter A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
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People who need to be is censed and apologise issue
hellyer replied to pie-eater's topic in General off-topic discussions
Good point - better to underpromise and over deliver. Much more repeat business and refferals that way. -
Northern Aomori - Shimokita Peninsula
hellyer replied to MagSeven's topic in General off-topic discussions
Thank you for sharing your pics taken on the Island of Japan. Looks like a pretty area -
Guess Where This Is
hellyer replied to hellyer's topic in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
Where's that? That's in my fantasy dreams. .I am talking about the fine blue sky and uncrowded slopes you perverts, -
Happo One - Cortina
hellyer replied to Big Al's topic in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
here you go all you Shazza's and Bazza"s -
Important news of the day thread
hellyer replied to grungy-gonads's topic in General off-topic discussions
It was just a scratch