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There are some drawbacks to the Dirtsurfer. The first thing you notice is
that the board, though not very heavy, is awkward to carry. There’s no place
to grab it where it’s balanced laterally or longitudinally, so lugging it
about can be a struggle. However, with the simple addition of a removable
strap, this problem can be solved satisfactorily. I now enjoy getting about
with it strapped to my back.

The ‘Robin Hood’
look
The deadman’s brake is not positioned ideally, and its underside catches on
long grass. I’m not even sure it’s necessary to have it, and it might be
good if it was optional. (The deadman’s brake applies a brake pad to the rear
tyre to stop the Dirtsurfer if you bail.)
And I was surprised to find that the rim of the back wheel gets so hot after
prolonged braking that you can’t touch it. The brakes themselves though are
very easily adjustable for braking power.

The tuck - whoosh!
After a few more rides on different terrain, I discovered that the board can be
ridden in a range of styles. There’s no problem with going in a straight line
without carving, but carving feels great, and it’s nice to do it just for the
sake of it. You can also crouch down low to pick up speed, or do the whole hill
holding onto the front forks, if there aren’t too many bumps. With the sturdy
foot straps sent to me as a further kindness by Dirtsurfer, my confidence
leapt. On roads or dirt, there’s no worry of seeing your feet bounce off the
board with catastrophic results. The ride becomes more stable with speed, and
the foot straps give you the freedom to go fast. When carving, they offer extra
leverage too - just curl up your toes to initiate a nice heelside turn.

Back brake, deadman’s
brake, and footstraps
One adjustment I made was to the brake lever. I attached a cardboard pad to the
top of the brake lever to bring it closer to my calf. By doing so, I made it
possible to brake much more easily, with the paradoxical result that I now use
the brake less.
Just like snowboarding, with the Dirtsurfer the terrain flashes past and you
cover large distances in no time. A one minute ride down a road or track will
result in a 15 minute walk to get back where you were. So although you can have
fun with the Dirtsurfer in a decent sized park with a slope, more space is
better. Riding on public roads is tempting, and I suspect unavoidable, however
dangerous potentially. The naughty boys in Rooster Tales, the Dirtsurfer video,
are shown riding on public roads, weaving in and out of traffic, and it looks
very do-able. Ditto charging down golf courses. Indeed, a dusk reconnaissance
at speed on a local links revealed that there is no better terrain for
Dirtsurfing. Owning one of these boards is like keeping a big dog - it needs
room to roam. For this reason, I will be very happy if snow resorts here
realize the potential and start looking into ways to provide suitable courses.
All that’s required for starters is a working lift and some areas where the
weeds are kept in check. I’m convinced that the Dirtsurfer is more
appropriate for riding at snow-less resorts than the mountain boards that are
sometimes available currently.

Welcome
to Dirtsurfer Country
Owning a Dirtsurfer is definitely one way of Making Friends and Influencing
People. It draws a lot of attention.
Almost the moment I got it out of my house, an elderly neighbour asked,
“What on earth is that?”
“It’s a…it’s a…something you ride…”
“I can see that. It’s not really a bicycle is it?”
“No. It isn’t.”
People guess that you ride it by sitting down on the flat bits. Somehow the
idea of standing up to hurtle seems too implausible. I have seen people go past
(in a blur) with their mouths opened wide in astonishment.
I happened to ride it through an agricultural fair, and was stopped by a
pretty girl from Gifu who wanted very urgently to ask me questions about my
ride. She fingered my wheels and said ‘You have lovely blue rims’. For this
alone I would recommend getting a Dirtsurfer.

Hey! Nice bike!
So, is the Dirtsurfer good as an alternative to snowboarding? Definitely. And
not only as an alternative to winter sports, but something exciting and
enjoyable to do in its own right. Even when the snow is on the hills, I’ll be
riding my Dirtsurfer wherever it takes me.
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