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The 2002/2003 season was an absolute corker by any standards. Well, it was
for me at least.
The desperate prayers and frenzied dancing of hundreds of supplicants were
rewarded by early snow of the like I’ve never seen before. Looking back
through my Journals I see that there was snow on the higher peaks as early as
October 2nd and my first trip out to Hakuba 47 was on November 15th.
Conditions were excellent and there was even a bit of powder around. There was
controversy on the Forum about the early snow with those who had been out
loudly condemning the resorts for not opening earlier and expressing disbelief
that anybody would be looking this crazy white gift horse in the mouth by
staying away until the ‘traditional’ start in December. Hakuba 47, a resort
I’m not particularly fond of, took on the aspect of a crusading saint to me
as it worked to get ready and presented some very thrilling daily photos of
people enjoying the snow. But then they lost my goodwill later in the season
with their unfriendly patrolling.
Weather forecasts for the season were not promising. The El Nino phenomenon
was going to make snowfalls paltry, and what little that fell was going to be
very wet. It was going to be a ‘dantou’, a warm winter. However, the great,
early dumps that fell on Hakuba weren’t wet at all. Far from it. And when you
did a face plant in all that deep, dry snow, it was so cold it burned your
face. So quietly, the weather forecasters announced in February that the
effects of El Nino were ‘negligible’ and that in fact, it was quite a cold
winter.
The people of Suwa needed no telling. Unlike last year, Lake Suwa froze
completely. Not only did it freeze over, it split down the middle from the
pressure and reared up in a ridge in the phenomenon known as ‘Omiwatari’, a
sure sign of a very cold winter.

You could tell it was cold
To have their revenge, the forecasters then announced that the Spring would
come early. Obviously they don’t like winter sports because they always
present the bleakest news with the biggest grins. However the great dumps that
continued into March showed that really, they know nothing. I think their
long-range forecasts are decided by a weatherman’s version of ‘spin the
bottle’.
This season saw two snowboard legends killed in pursuit of their sport.
Craig Kelly was killed by an avalanche in Canada, and Jeff Anderson died in
Japan by falling off a banister. The deaths were reported as ‘tragedies’
and the two were posthumously declared to be saints with almost perfect
personalities. Actually I had never heard of either of these snowboarders; nor
had I heard of the male boarder who died at Nozawa Onsen the day before I went
there and was found near where I had been riding. A third of the resort was
closed off for the morning while they used a helicopter to search for him. This
death affected me far more than that of the well-known boarders, and struck me
as a genuine tragedy. Here was somebody pursuing their sport at a low level as
a non-professional, in his free time. One day riding alone he just fucked up
horribly and unexpectedly, ended up upside down in the snow, and drowned. This
is a nightmare for anybody who rides alone at resorts with lots of deep snow
and somewhat remote terrain. Somehow I feel that it’s more sad for an amateur
to get a bad shake of the dice. Professional snowboarders are lucky to be able
to live their lives winning acclaim for what they like to do best of all. I
think I’d be a pretty affable, easy-going, humourous sort of person if I was
in that sort of situation. Instead of the irritable person I am, I too would be
a snowboarding saint. Dying in that line of duty doesn’t seem particularly
tragic to me. Call me a cynic if you will.
A group of grey 7-Star old men got around and decided to promote skiing in
Nagano, not by doing anything much but with a slogan. “Nagano - Suki- Oukoku"
- “Ski Kingdom”. Boarders go elsewhere please. These people need a good
smack in the head with a snowboard. You can picture the scene; the old farts
are lined up in a Buddhist temple all squatting on their heels in the Zazen
posture. They hope it will be over soon so they can have a smoke. In comes a
foreigner all dressed in baggy snowboard togs holding a 169 Airwalk Champ. With
a ceremonious air, he walks behind each 7-Star gent and smashes him on the head
with the flat of the board. Then he goes in front of the now reeling old idiot,
waves the board in his face and yells “See this? This is a snowboard! These
days, more people like to ride these! Open your inner eye!”
Here is the inevitable badly drawn character that is supposed to drive
everybody crazy with the urge to give up snowboarding and come to Nagano to
play ski. I was disappointed to see that Governor Tanaka, who otherwise seems
to be a thoughtful bloke, is chairing this farce. There isn’t even one
mention of the single plank on this
Nagano Prefecture website
about it.

Now THAT’S cool…!
At the beginning of the season I called the Wada Toge Tourist Association to
check whether the rumours about the National Skijo there were true. No, not the
fantastic tales of a new teleport system but the grim murmuring that the place
was closing down this year. A 7-Star prince of the Ski Kingdom informed me with
much grunting and huffing that the lifts wouldn’t be running this year, but
that the little field wouldn’t actually be closing. This is a very fine
distinction the meaning of which escapes me. When prodded, the deskman told me
they were hoping for more punters. Certainly the visitors to the Kingdom
won’t be queuing up in front of the single, immobile lift hoping for the time
when it starts moving again.
One of the beautiful things about this bountiful season was the fact that
I’m now a free man, by one definition at least. In my first year of
freelancing, I’ve been able to down tools and run to the hills at the first
sign of Biblical amounts of snow. This has meant that I’ve ridden knee deep
freshies without seeing another person for 15 minutes at a time. Running your
own business involves a lot of stress but days like that go a long way to
relieving it. Getting out of the workaday world when all the rest of Japan is
still in it is highly satisfying.

400 cm - Biblical, man…
The first 6 months through the hot period were grueling and full of anxiety.
But then the big jobs with the long deadlines started coming in. Suddenly when
the snow started falling in huge dumps I was able to get out when the
conditions were at their very best. There was a time in February that we
considered moving to Shikoku and putting the great snow of Nagano (the Ski
Kingdom!) behind us. But Ehime’s pressure-cooker education system put us off,
and here we still are with the season still hanging on.
This season I flatter myself that I stopped looking like a beginner. At the
start of the season, I rode in my lousy old boots with a certain chutzpah but
no finesse. When I got used to my new boots purchased in Bristol over the
Christmas holidays, I made the ‘f’ word my watchword for everything I do on
my board. If there’s no finesse, stop, take a break, and go back and do it
with style. This really paid off, and gave me the confidence to get into the
park. On my early season outing to Happo I tried hitting the wind-lips formed
around the lift supports and landed 3 out of 5 of my tiny jumps. Then in
mid-season I took a snap decision and flew down the approach to the table-top
at Kashimayari. I found myself leaping right into the air, and even more
mysteriously, landing with a tidy plunk. Now at the end of the season I head
into the park knowing that I won’t look like a complete turkey, surely the
biggest concern of any park debutant. I can even hear the rails singing their
siren song, “Come hither and break your back.”
Snow Japan has had a pretty active season if the stats are anything to go
by. In the peak of February, SJ had an average of between 3,500-4,000 unique
user sessions per day on the site, and there are now over 5000 people signed up for the
newsletter. The same numbers are seen on the forums too, so that means
there’s a lot of snow lurkers out there.
The new functions and growing community have led SJ to triple their
bandwidth. The site has been promoted in a number of other countries besides
Japan, and has been featured in magazines and even on the radio.
SJ has also been working to build relationships with more resorts, which are
reportedly taking note of opinions and suggestions put forward. Perhaps we can
expect to see the fruits of this next season… These relationships have proved
of value to the more than 170 winners of goodies this season. So far 200
lift tickets, 3 holidays, 2 backcountry tours, and 9 goggles have
been sent out.
Andrew of Snow Japan tells me he his really looking forward to a long, hot
summer* so that they can work on putting more nice toys on the site for free.
Near the beginning of the season, the in-store radio show at Alpen informed
me that this year’s snowboarders would be smarter, less-grungy and would be
wearing a lot of orange and brown. Fortunately the latter prediction doesn’t
seem to have been correct, although with a few conspicuous exceptions. With a
background of blue skies and white snow, orange clothing is almost more of a
tragedy than purple.
One of this season’s snowboard catalogues has this to say;
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“Bonfire have
decided that the time has come to stand up and be counted. In a winter sports apparel world where many brands look the same and trad old ski apparel
companies plunder the back catalogues of happening, edgy brands in an effort to
have a relevance in the modern world; Bonfire have put out a new collection
that is left field, challenging and will terrify anybody looking to tread the
safe middle ground.”
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Well, can you beat that? Actually the gear looks very
much the same as any other to me, but then I’m still not quite sure what
either ‘edgy’ or ‘left field’ mean, and I may very possibly be
irrelevant in the modern world.
Actually, this season the cool boarders and skiers are looking much more
alike. A lot of boarders have dumped their chalk bags and snot rags that they
had hanging from their belts, and most have now pulled their trousers up. But
oddly enough the really “happening” snowboard look seems to be 80s skiwear.
Truly, I’ve seen some instances of “companies plundering the back
catalogues of happening, edgy brands” -- at certain Hakuba resorts you can
see groups of six or seven in tight purple pants, and wide shouldered purple
jackets with electric pink and blue trim, -- with snowboards! What’s
happening? They’re board-school neophytes in repurposed 80s horror-story
skiwear whose ardour for the coolest snowsport has inured them to the shameful
depredations of money-grubbing ex-ski schools. I didn’t see these people
around last year. Does it mean that snowboarding is at last becoming so
mainstream that it doesn’t even matter if it’s cool or not?
Yes, all in all, 2002/2003 was a corker of a season. Bring on the next one!
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