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Mountainboarding
By Rod Walters |
You stand at the top of a rough grassy slope on a board attached to wheels. The
slope is strewn with half-buried rocks and there are patches of scree dotted
about.
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You feel tall and exposed on the board. Your feet are
fixed in a duck-footed stance by webbing straps. Working up your courage, you
lean forward and the board begins to roll down the hill. Almost instinctively,
your arms come up and you bend your knees as the board rapidly picks up speed.
Fighting the urge to jump off, you lean forward into the hill, the wheels turn,
and you start heading right across the slope. Before you crash into the bushes
at the edge of the slope you lean back, arms out, and you're traversing back
against the slope. As you jib back and forth down the hill, you see rocks
coming up perilously close to your wheels, and only with desperate, jerky
maneuvering of the board and flailing arms do you get around them. A plume of
fine dust hangs over the slope behind you and little stones roll alongside.
Near the bottom where the slope levels off you quit jibing and enjoy the feel
of the board rolling fast and straight. When the slope runs out, you turn the
board around with a wide, leaning swoop and with quiet aplomb, step off the
board. That's mountainboarding.

Mountainboarding is both old and new. The basic
mountainboard is not really that different from skateboards that have been
around for years. It's more rugged and the wheels are bigger with knobly tires,
but the principle of turning left and right by leaning forward and back is the
same. It's new in that it owes much of it's popularity to snowboarding that has
only recently become a major sport.

There are several basic mountainboard designs. Perhaps the best boards come
from countries not blessed with even decent snow. The fittingly named 4-wheeled
NoSno and the 3-wheeled Starkboard are from the UK, while the Outback is
Australian. The bog-standard Mongoose, MBS and so on are all bigger, heavier
and not quite so cool. For oh-my-god design, nothing can beat the DirtSurfer
which is barely a board at all. This is the fastest rig of the bunch and is
best suited to wide carving.
The obvious problem with riding a wheeled board down a steep slope is
slowing down and stopping. You can jump off a skateboard, and maintain fine
control of a snowboard with the edges, but you need to be strapped onto a
mountainboard and it has no 'natural' speed control elements. This
problem is solved by making wide turns across the slope to control speed where
there is space, hanging on for dear life when there isn't, and the power slide
for coming to a complete stop. Low tire pressure will also result in lower
speed, as of course will riding on gentler slopes, both of which are highly
recommended to start off.

Power sliding involves gripping the bottom of the board with one hand and
hanging off board while bringing the back wheels around in a big slide,
hopefully to end up stopped and sitting on your butt or knees. You can tell a
failed power slide by the fact that your face is planted firmly in the ground
and you can't feel your toes because your neck is broken.

Actually, the problem of excessive speed has obviously challenged the
designers of mountainboards as they have come up with a solution - brakes.
These come in various forms. For 4-wheelers, there are drum brakes on the back
wheels activated by a free floating cable that ends in a handle and brake lever
similar to that of a bike, held in the left hand. The DirtSurfer has a V-brake
on the back wheel operated by the back leg pushing on an upright lever, while
the Outback has a very simple friction flap that presses against the back wheel
when you stand on it. Braking is perhaps the least elegant aspect of
mountainboarding, with the simpler solutions being more attractive. Practice
and good technique though, are ultimately what make brakes redundant.
What to wear for mountainboarding? For beginners, a
helmet, knee and elbow pads are essential. Unlike snowboarding where the snow
softens hard landings, any wipeout on a mountainboard will be hard. It's a very
physical activity so expect to get hot. Shorts are good. If you have a history
of damaged ankles, footwear that offers ankle support is recommended, otherwise
any sports footwear will do. Sunglasses complete the picture of a nonchalant
cat on wheels.
So how much does all this cost? When I went to my local
Alpen to check out the cost of boards in Japan, I was surprised to see that MBS
4-wheelers were in the 10,000 to 20,000 yen range, reduced from 89,000 yen. You
could see the original price through the bit of paper they had stuck over the
first two figures. Something funny is going on here, but what? I believe that
the former extreme price reflected the view of mountainboarding as an extreme
sport while the striking reduction indicates a revision of that view. This begs
the question, is mountainboarding an extreme sport?
Yes it is. It's like snowboarding only tougher and more
varied. You pump up the tires for maximum speed and race down dirt and gravel
tracks, or risk major injury steering your board over smooth rock formations.
Your board is equally at home on steep tarmac roads in remote mountain regions
as on end-of-season slush and mud ski-slopes. The board is great for aerial
derring-do where the cost of error is horrible to contemplate and even total
body armour won't help you much. Those without nerves of steel and total
carelessness of physical risk need not apply.
Or, no it isn't. You can find a gently sloping meadow and
spend a pleasant few hours carving back and forth and get nary a grass-stain on
your jeans. A cruise over the paved pathways and grassy slopes of a local park
is within nearly anybody's capability. Riding your 'mountainboard' down to the
shops is possible. For practiced riders, gentle riding without any protective
gear is no more hazardous than riding a bike. I think it's this realization
that the potential market for mountainboards is so large that has brought the
prices down. At least I hope it is.

Japan has an organization (surprise!) to promote mountainboarding called
JATBA,
the Japan All Terrain Board Association. JATBA makes a stand for safety and
training, while promoting mountainboarding as a means of regional
revitalization. They point out that most winter sports locations can only
benefit from their investment in facilities 3 months in a year. A fair few
winter sports resorts are offering boarders use of their lifts, and some have
gear for hire. Some places even offer lessons.